dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
"wait, you’re a virgin?"
"you’ve never had a valentine?"
"you’re still single??”
yep, I’m living a
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
i’ve watched this like 12 times i can’t stop laughing
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no